Life sucks

I am depressed, suppressed, oppressed and whatever-pressed. Funny how life sucks the little
goodness out of you. Or rather I suck the goodness out of life. Either way, it sucks.
Would be joining next tuesday. Not too excited - even though officially I am now the CEO of an one man company- how pathetic is that? But I need the dough- don't we all?

Moved to new place - found it not cleaned professionally as promised. Chased the agent like
a bitch in heat for a week. Washing machine not working so washing clothes with my own hands after nearly a decade - how spoiled and snobbish I am becoming.

Need to buy new shoes because I have been wearing the same pair for about an year now- yes, laugh at me, I am fashioned challenged so shoot me- and it has decided to desert me like everything else in life. I have two new pair of shoes lying unloved in the box but I don't want to wear them.

The apartment overlooks a river and I see ducks swimming - and can imagine them swimming in
gravy in my wok.

I am a horrible human being. I am so manipulative and needy at times. I cling when I should
not, I let go when I should hold tight. I trade tears for smiles and wallow in self pity.
I am also clinically depressed I think . And I desperately want to drown in a pool of LSD.

Please commit me to an asylum if you meet me.

Why did I post this crap?